Rich Romney and the English Adventure

“England [sic] is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn’t make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn’t been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler’s ambitions. Yet only two lifetimes ago, Britain ruled the largest and wealthiest empire in the history of humankind. Britain controlled a quarter of the earth’s land and a quarter of the earth’s population.”

That right there is a quote from Mitt Romney in regard to England. You all remember England, the country that used own the country you and Mitt Romney are from. Also the country that at one point had control over 80% of the world. He even addresses in the quote. His complaint is that there isn’t anything large and in charge in England. No mansions, or 5 houses per person, just modest cottages and over 1000 years of history! Romney’s religion, Mormonism, is barely 200 years old, and he can call a country that can invade and take over his state in a matter of minutes “small”? And if England did take Utah, I’m sure a lot of us would say, “that’s fine, those Mormons were cramping our style and our Starbucks.

Romeny also claims that England would’ve been under Nazi rule if it weren’t for the separation of the water. Now Romney owns multiple houses, a huge corporation, tons of cars and so on, but its clear that he doesn’t own one history book! If he did he would know that German Luftwafe did try to invade London, but the Royal Air Force (RAF) held them at Bay. According to Romney and the other “job creators”, who are cutting education budgets and putting teachers out of work, think that the U.S. National Guard came to rescue! They believe that the commercial before every movie is stock footage of WW2! Yes, please do keep cutting the education budgets so all the youth of America can grow up and make ignorant statements just our hero, Mitt Romney.

Romney has a lot of things against him in this election; Not releasing his tax returns, dog on the room of his car, a crazy wife, Mormon. He’s so disconnected from the common man at this point he can start saying that he’s building a mansion on the moon, and people will just say “We figured, Mitt. We all knew that that’s where this was going.” The only way Romney can be connected with the common man now, is if he were running against a Shah out of the Middle East. They are the only people in the world that richer than he is and they are only people the Republicans can legitimately ask for a birth certificate from. But that’s not going to happen so Romney’s going to backtrack, and say “Hey guys, don’t worry about me insulting your country during the Olympics, lets focus on the sports! We all love sports! Right?” I’ll just wait till Utah becomes a part of England.