Countries Edward Snowden Should Consider for Asylum

Countries Edward Snowden can take Asylum in:

  1. Russia– But does he really want to? It’s cold and despite what James Bond says, I don’t think they come from love. I think they most come from Snow and Vodka.
  2. Laos– Probably the least scariest of the Golden Triangle countries, so there’s that.
  3. Iceland– Good choice. They’ve probably still got a Viking style mind set and if he get a copy of Thor he’ll be good. Besides a good pillaging has always been a good stress reliever.
  4. Chile– For the food, duh!
  5. Luxembourg– I’m pretty sure most people don’t realize it’s a country, so its perfect!

All kidding aside this Snowden did a brave thing revealing himself and standing up for what he believes in.