Countries Edward Snowden Should Consider for Asylum
06/11/2013
Countries Edward Snowden can take Asylum in:
- Russia– But does he really want to? It’s cold and despite what James Bond says, I don’t think they come from love. I think they most come from Snow and Vodka.
- Laos– Probably the least scariest of the Golden Triangle countries, so there’s that.
- Iceland– Good choice. They’ve probably still got a Viking style mind set and if he get a copy of Thor he’ll be good. Besides a good pillaging has always been a good stress reliever.
- Chile– For the food, duh!
- Luxembourg– I’m pretty sure most people don’t realize it’s a country, so its perfect!
All kidding aside this Snowden did a brave thing revealing himself and standing up for what he believes in.
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