Julian Asange is current in Belmarsh Prison for being a publisher and journalist that exposed the crimes of the elites! He’s changed what it means to be a true journalist!
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As of the recording of this video Julian Asange has been in Belmarsh Prison in England for the crime of being a real journalist. Well the English authorities, say it’s for skipping bail in Sweden. You know the horrific crime of bail skipping that deserves public execution via guillotine to be brought back in style. But it’s really because he revealed American War Crimes and the criminal behaviors of the elites.
I know some of you are asking “So what’s the big deal? Who cares about Julian Asange being locked up in a Super-Max Prison! He’s someone that we can’t even have a beer with and spent 7 years of what some are calling freeloading in the Ecuadorian embassy!” Let’s breakdown some of these sentiments.
Why is having a beer with someone the barometer for liking someone or voting for a leader? Ok look, having a beer with someone shouldn’t qualify whether someone is eligible to tell the truth or run a country. It should only qualify playing darts, reminiscing about the good ol’ days by over using the phrase “Back in My Day” and of course learning how to recycle by crushing cans on your head to prove once and for all that recycling isn’t for pussies.
And 7 years of not leaving a building is hardly freeloading. If that’s the case I guess Rapunzel is just a story of a hot bitch, freeloading off tower paid for by her parents and hates state-covered haircuts! Barbers that the taxpayers of the Kingdom are paying for are going to waste! While we’re at it Guantemo Bay is just a bunch of freeloading terror suspects, suckling at the freedom of America’s torture program!
We should all be outraged that Asange is in a Super Max prison for a sexual assault case that was dropped! And Jeffrey Epstein, who is on trial for sex trafficking of minors, is NOT being put in a metal box and dropped in the Mariana Trench with a tube that drops raw fish to him everyday. The criminal justice system really seems confused about the terms criminal and justice. I get that Justice is blind but did we ever bother to ask who blinded her? It could’ve been the inventors of the criminal justice system or Jeffrey Epstien’s unwanted jism!
Julian Asange, the founder of Wikileaks was granted asylum in the Ecuadorian Embassy in the UK by Ecuador’s former President, Rafael Correa. Correa did do this to gain favor with the far left movement in Ecuador but we’ll get to that shortly. So what exactly did he reveal and why do people have such a disdain for this Australian. It goes far deeper than the fact that he doesn’t constant tickle our funny bones by saying “Shrimp on barbee” or quoting Crocodile Dundee all the time.
Asange has revealed that American Soldiers fired on Afghan citizens and 2 Rueters reporters thinking they were terrorists and hid this information. America wants to extradite him and has incarcerated Whistleblower Chelsea Manning for revealing this information to Wikileaks. This shows American War Crimes, yet the people committing these crimes are not called to trial.
America is using their world famous “Shoot the Messenger” policy, which we saw in effect when journalists were murdered by the American soldiers. I mean can we really expect much more from a global military force that’s BFF’s with Saudi Arabia, a country that very likely melted a journalist with acid? We cannot.
The US charged him with conspiracy and hacking confidential files. Meanwhile the entire staff of CNN & MSNBC get to go free for spreading conspiracy theories of Russian election hacking for 3 fucking years! And the NSA, Facebook, Amazon, Youtube gets to hack your life for the sake of theatrical security and consumerism.
You should get a better password US Department of Defense. Use numbers, capital letters and special characters guys! Password basics 101 and even my grandmother knows that! But if the people running your government can’t really understand the basics of the Internet I doubt they should be in charge of important things like healthcare, free press and the military. Did someone reset the password to ‘Password’ but the ’s’ were 5’s. This is more on the DOD for pushing the veil of security to commit crimes and then being bad at hiding them.
Currently Chelsea Manning is facing penalties of $500/day for the first 30 days and upto $1000/day for the next 60 days that she’s in prison because she’s not willing to say that Asange hacked confidential files to get the footage. The best defense they have so far is “snitches won’t get stitches!” Usually poverty is a crime in America but in this case we are criminalizing someone into poverty! Brava America, Bravo!
Asange also revealed the DNC emails that showed how corrupt they were and the plans against Bernie Sanders. Instead of owning up to this, the Democrats have been screaming Russia for 3 years, like a bratty child. DNC is accusing Asange of revealing Trade secrets. Trade secrets like using Bernie Sanders’ judaism against him. So basically their big trade secret is Anti-semtism. So it’s good to see that somebody is keeping Hilter’s dream alive I guess. Hitler never really died, he just horcruxed himself into the both parties of the United States.
He’s revealed election manipulation in Kenya, Barclay’s Tax Evasions, the true horrors of TransPacific Partnership, Hilary Clinton spying on France! Which I assume she did because she’s such a patriot that she wanted to see if the Statue of Liberty was really a gift or was in some kind of Trojan Horse to steal our liberty using the sultry female form! I’m glad after 200 years someone is taking that bronze bitch down a peg or 2. You’re a true patriot Hilary Clinton!
Wikileaks also revealed the torture of prisoners at Guantanemo Bay. You can’t take photos of yourself breaking the 8th amendment against cruel & unusual punishment and flash the peace sign. That’s disrespectful on so many levels.
He also revealed the Secret Bibles of Scientology. That’s a phrase that has probably shut several parts of your brain as self preservation protocol because there’s too much hypocrisy in one phrase. In the Vault 7 leaks, Asange showed us that the CIA is hacking smart cars, TV’s and more! Which has made my mother say that she was right when she pushed my family back to the rotary phone.
Yet, despite this information being out in the public thanks to work of Wikileaks and Julian Asange, the perpetrators of these crimes are roaming free to break constitutional amendments and treat citizens like criminals. Meanwhile, Julian Asange is set to be extradited to the United States for the crime of being too truthful.
The current President of Ecuador, Lenin Moreno, disliked Asange, and let British officials come into the Embassy and drag him out to prison. Ecuadorian President called Asange ‘discourteous’. I’d use that word to start describing American war crimes in Iraq. They claimed it was because he skipped bail in Sweden when there was a sexual assault case against him. A case that Sweden dropped due to lack of evidence.
Basically when Sweden found out about this, they reacted the same way most of us would react if Twitter was trending that you had died, even though you just tweeted a very tasteful photo of yourself in the gym shower. But unlike finding out you’re dead on twitter and doing something to prove to you’re alive, Sweden doubled down on their own death, metaphorically speaking. Sweden has reopened this case against Asange for a 3rd time, still with no evidence.
The Judge in UK courts found him guilty on charges of failing to surrender. He called Asange a “narcissist who cannot get beyond his own selfish interest”. [SC The Intercept 5] Asange put his life and career on the line to reveal truths about the world’s police and the elites. He wanted to bring them to justice for their crimes. Obviously he did it because people love giving blowies to guy that knows information. Information is the sexiest thing in the world and he willingly exploited it.
You guys remember how there were scantily clad teenage girl dancing and rhyming at the side of every debate stage as auditoriums were filled with chanting fans! You guys remember how dudes would drink beer and paint their faces for every spelling bee!
You know how the sexiest character in all of television, James Bond, is always reading Howard Zinn books and telling bad guys about the real history hidden by the elites and drowning in pussy because of it. Classic sex symbol.
As Asange remains in Prison, other journalists from Glenn Greenwald, the Guardian’s Ewen MacAskill reminded the world that Asange is being punished for publishing leaked documents that were also published by the New York Times, the Guardian, Der Spiegel and El Paris. Some of these journalists and publications were responsible for smearing Asange when he was getting the truth out there in an attempt to discredit and isolate him.
This has more to do with the fact that public opinion of Julian Asange is the opposite of their masters. So they’re on the bandwagon based on the popularity of subject matter since these outlets spent years criticizing Wikileaks and its supporters. They don’t have real opinions or principles they stand on, they are the cheerleaders and jocks trying to get people to love them and they’ll do it any way that they can, even if it means defending the sexy sexy nerd.
Asange is being targeted for publishing information and being labeled a hacker and as Mike Pompeo called him, a non-state foreign intelligence agency. [SC Politico 1] That’s basically Pompeo’s rapper style slam on Asange! “You ain’t even a country bro! You non-state and shit dawg!” Nobody tell Pompeo about the BBC or the Independent or several other state funded publications across the pond that gather intelligence and reveal that to the public as journalism. People should be sending the White House and the UK parliament the definition of “Journalism” with a “Free Asange” poster!
Things are shifting. Whistleblowers and publishers like Asange, Manning & Snowden are seen as heroes for the work they do. We have Presidential Candidates like Tulsi Gabbard praising the works of Asange & Snowden, going so far as saying they’d pardon whistleblowers! Papers like the Guardian, New York Times and more are coming on their side because they republished what these guys revealed and if they can go to prison and get extradited then so can any mainstream publication. This is about challenging the crimes of authority. This about making sure that a government doesn’t hide it’s nefarious activities from its own people under the guise of safety and protection. It’s about the truth and not imprisoning it.