Category: The Dispatch

The Dispatch! Gateway to Dystopia

We’ve got a new Taskforce to celebrate! The Prescription Interdiction Litigation Unit, adorably known as PILL is here to target drug manufacturers who contributed to...

The Dispatch! Our Culture of Violence

Thoughts and Prayers. With the amount of mass shootings America has and the fact that it’s a Christian nation, Heaven must be over loaded with...

The Dispatch! Celebration In Violence

In other news, it was recently the Super Bowl this Sunday. A unofficial national holiday to tie your identity into consumerism and gladiator games. We...

The Dispatch! Failures In Immigration

800 Indian Americans marched to White House to support Donald Trump’s immigration policies. That means that the English As A Second Language programs have failed....

The Dispatch! Staring At The Sun

We’ve all seen that photo of Trump, pointing to the sky with smile on this face. To the untrained eye sure it seems like he’s...

The Dispatch! The Manning Revolution

Chelsea Manning is running for the Democratic Seat for Senate in the State of Maryland! This is exciting! Now the Democrats already have a candidate...
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